Food for thought
I'm Krysti. I'm 22. I'm super nice to damn near everyone. I'm an English major at West Chester. Philly suburbian. Works for a vitamin company. I don't like to judge. Talk to me? :)
hi everyone.
i really really wish i could help, but honestly right now i’m in no condition to help anyone. as of today at 2 in the morning, my boyfriend of three years committed suicide. right now i can’t think straight and i want to help all of you who have sent asks, i want to hug all of you…
My heart hurts reading this. That’s so sad. Many many prayers being sent your way.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
(via itsaphillygirlthing)
IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
(via insertshortjokehere)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
(via insertshortjokehere)
Bitch you probably are if you can’t even respond to your text messages. This is a whole new level of laziness.
(Source: -annoying, via insertshortjokehere)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via insertshortjokehere)
