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About Me:

I'm Krysti. I'm 23. I'm super nice to damn near everyone. I'm a Licensed Massage Therapist, but going back to school again eventually. Philly suburbian. Works for a vitamin company. I don't like to judge. Talk to me? :)

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Apr 22 2014 11:42 pm

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Apr 22 2014 11:41 pm

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Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 


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Apr 22 2014 11:41 pm

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Apr 22 2014 11:30 pm

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at school like


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Apr 22 2014 11:29 pm

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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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Apr 22 2014 9:02 pm

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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Apr 22 2014 9:00 pm

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OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!


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Apr 22 2014 8:56 pm

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